Some fun facts!

• We have 12 submissions.
• Anyone who promotes the carnival so we can gain more participants has two chances to win a free book! Free books are awesome. This offer expires on the 8th, when submissions close. One time only! Going going gone! Get it while it lasts! Other promotional messages here!
• Carnival boasts hilarious complicated events and activities! Be part of the weirdest book carnival in history. Limited time only!
• Benefits to you: limited chance of scary clowns! Elephant dung: history! Screaming kids: a thing of the past!¹
• How to take part in the carnival:
  1. Read the guidelines.
  2. Submit a post.
  3. Wait with bated breath.
  4. PROFIT².

¹ Popcorn and circus peanuts not included.
² Profits will not include actual profits. “Profits” may include books or book-related paraphernalia and possibly clowns. But only possibly.